Topps Dinosaurs Attack Card 30 A Kid Strikes Back!

I'm reasonably sure that the weapon used here would have vaporized a Ceratosaurus rather than busting a hole in one, but the kid taking the day because she was a fan of war comics is a fun bit. Give it another star because the hero is a girl and this was the 80's after all.

Topps Dinosaurs Attack Card 29 Monster in the Museum

The homosexual encounter between scientist and his lizard friend described on the back of this card had nothing to do with the card itself. 

Why the dinosaur would be attacking bones I would not know. They wouldn't smell like food and the creature probably has seen bones before and wouldn't think much of them. 

Cool card but it makes little in the way of sense.

Topps Dinosaurs Attack Card 28 Saurian Secrets

One look at Saurian Secrets here and you would be forgiven for believing that it was that this man's gay lover was a lizard like alien. That would have been funny at the time, but now we don't judge  people. Love who you want to geeky dude! 

 

Read the card and you learn that whoever wrote this never read the bible, because the bible says all living beings have a soul.

 

Topps Dinosaurs Attack Card 27 Soviets Vs. Dimetrodons

The Soviets were disintegrating at this point in history as this card is copyrighted 1988. They did not fall apart until 1991 by they were basically a joke by this time. The monster they are fighting looks like it came from a Gamera movie and will soon be dousing them in rainbow barf. It's still a fun card, but I would have liked it better if the reds were more accurately depicted.