I will give this card a higher rating given that it's an armed man against a big beast. So, this is more cool than gross. I'll give this a not bad.
Random Street Theater
Tuesday, November 30, 2021
Dinosaurs Attack Sticker Six Plesiosaurus
At least the Plesiosaurus is a meat eater but its neck isn't that long and its teeth couldn't do that kind of damage. It is possible for this to be a reasonable representation of an animal in this family, but not that possible. There should also be more blood in the water if a man was bitten in half.
Monday, November 29, 2021
Dinosaurs Attack Sticker Five Parasaurolophus
Parasaurolophus would neither have the dexterity nor drive to eat a human child if it ever encountered one. It likely walked on all fours and couldn't pick up the infant. Maybe it would be able to eat one off the ground. However, it ate plants. This animal would have been more likely to trample a human rather than eat one.
I get that they wanted a sticker that was gross but this isn't gross in a cool way. I give this card a meh.
Sunday, November 28, 2021
Dinosaurs Attack Sticker Four Brontosaurus
It is unlikely that a Brontosaurus was pink. It is even more unlikely that they had those big sharp toenails. I also think this depiction is grossly oversized and out of proportion. I know you need to show me monsters here, but they don't all need to want to eat me.
This sticker gets a Meh.
Saturday, November 27, 2021
Dinosaurs Attack Sticker Three Dimetrodon
That's one big Dimetrodon. I mean, it's a Dimetrodon times ten. Why we need to beef up our dinosaurs I don't know. Still, cool card.
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