This looks nothing like a T Rex. You're breaking his neck and tail to put the thing in this pose. We knew less about the animal at the time but at least this looks cool.
Sunday, December 5, 2021
Dinosaurs Attack Sticker Eleven Tyrannosaurus
This looks nothing like a T Rex. You're breaking his neck and tail to put the thing in this pose. We knew less about the animal at the time but at least this looks cool.
Saturday, December 4, 2021
Dinosaurs Attack Sticker Ten Triceratops
The Triceratops is one of the most beloved dinosaurs. This one is large and scaly with an anger problem. I think every kid would love to have this card. Grade B, really, good stuff.
Friday, December 3, 2021
Dinosaurs Attack Sticker Nine Trachodon
The card looks cool.
Thursday, December 2, 2021
Dinosaurs Attack Sticker Eight Stegosaurus
So this Stegosaurus appears to have gotten all swol doing roids and now is getting crazy on this annoying human. Well, good job, Stegosaurus, show that geek not to play his music in public.
If the dino here didn't look like it was made of noodles I would call this a better sticker but it is better than some of the others they have put out.
Wednesday, December 1, 2021
Dinosaurs Attack Sticker Seven Pteranodon
This Pteranodon looks like a small underfed Rodan. I can't figure how it got that horse off the ground but it must had tried to eat that person because it's all skin and bones. Loot how vascular this thing is.
It feels like the artist was having a bad day with this one.
Tuesday, November 30, 2021
Dinosaurs Attack Sticker Six Plesiosaurus
I will give this card a higher rating given that it's an armed man against a big beast. So, this is more cool than gross. I'll give this a not bad.
Monday, November 29, 2021
Dinosaurs Attack Sticker Five Parasaurolophus
I get that they wanted a sticker that was gross but this isn't gross in a cool way. I give this card a meh.
Sunday, November 28, 2021
Dinosaurs Attack Sticker Four Brontosaurus
It is unlikely that a Brontosaurus was pink. It is even more unlikely that they had those big sharp toenails. I also think this depiction is grossly oversized and out of proportion. I know you need to show me monsters here, but they don't all need to want to eat me.
This sticker gets a Meh.
Saturday, November 27, 2021
Dinosaurs Attack Sticker Three Dimetrodon
That's one big Dimetrodon. I mean, it's a Dimetrodon times ten. Why we need to beef up our dinosaurs I don't know. Still, cool card.
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Friday, November 26, 2021
Dinosaurs Attack Sticker Two Ankylosaurus
Thursday, November 25, 2021
Dinosaurs Attack Sticker One Allosaurus
Anyway, bloody fun with sticker one.
Wednesday, November 24, 2021
Dinosaurs Attack Wax Pack 3
Hand this wax pack rapper to Brandon Tenold and see if the man doesn't need new pants. Featuring wrong colored dinos fighting as human run about like ants at their feet this is probably the first pack art commission for this set. Sans the blood and gore, this was to let n dino lovers they were in for a real world of teeth and scales.
Tuesday, November 23, 2021
Dinosaurs Attack! Wax Pack 2
It shows you what we thought a T-Rex may have looked liked back when I was a kid. We think they were more colorful than that now.
The man getting eaten here has black blood implying that he is a zombie. That was probably done more to sensor the pack art so that it could be sold in a toy store.
This is a little more grounded than the last pack but still out there enough.
Monday, November 22, 2021
Dinosaurs Attack Wax Pack 1
Where as this doesn't let you in on the gore your in for with these cards it does tell you that you're in for one killer ride.
I haven't seen the whole deck myself yet, but here we go. I'm on my way.
Sunday, November 21, 2021
AQUARIUS Hammer House of Horror Playing Cards Deck
I would give this a B-. These are fun but they could be better.
Saturday, November 20, 2021
Friday, November 19, 2021
AQUARIUS Hammer House of Horror Playing Cards - Ace of Spades
A movie we have already had in this deck of cards and not the coolest poster for it anyway. The Ace of Spades is normally the coolest card in the deck. Disappointing.
Thursday, November 18, 2021
AQUARIUS Hammer House of Horror Playing Cards - King of Spades
It looks like you took a Frankenstein poster and put a hot chick on it. Let's be clear, any movie can use more hot chicks but Frankenstein is and odd choice.
Card is good.
Wednesday, November 17, 2021
AQUARIUS Hammer House of Horror Playing Cards - Queen of Spades
Hammer's 1967 'Prehistoric Women' poster is more proof that click bate is not a new thing. This is right for a queen but not a queen of spades.
Card is okay.
Tuesday, November 16, 2021
AQUARIUS Hammer House of Horror Playing Cards - Jack of Spades
Bloodthirsty Vampire sounds like my sister... or my step mother. (Shudder) so much evil in my world. Simple and functional this card is just okay.
Monday, November 15, 2021
AQUARIUS Hammer House of Horror Playing Cards - 10 of Spades
I love this artwork but the devil looks surprised.
Sunday, November 14, 2021
AQUARIUS Hammer House of Horror Playing Cards - 9 of Spades
The Lost Continent is a real acid trip of a film which is kind of like a Bermuda Triangle picture.
Good card. New film.
Saturday, November 13, 2021
AQUARIUS Hammer House of Horror Playing Cards - 8 of Spades
I like this because it stands out. Good card.
Friday, November 12, 2021
AQUARIUS Hammer House of Horror Playing Cards - 7 of Spades
Interesting card.
Thursday, November 11, 2021
Wednesday, November 10, 2021
AQUARIUS Hammer House of Horror Playing Cards - 5 of Spades
Tuesday, November 9, 2021
Monday, November 8, 2021
Sunday, November 7, 2021
Saturday, November 6, 2021
AQUARIUS Hammer House of Horror Playing Cards - Ace of Hearts
Mummy, Mummy, Dracula... not much of a flush. It's a better card when not mixed with the deck really.
Friday, November 5, 2021
Thursday, November 4, 2021
AQUARIUS Hammer House of Horror Playing Cards - Queen of Hearts
You'd think the queen of hearts would be a movie with a female villein. Well, a mummy is queen of the house.
Wednesday, November 3, 2021
AQUARIUS Hammer House of Horror Playing Cards - Jack of Hearts
Don't dare see it alone! says is poster for Hammer's Dracula. I'm so going to see this alone. The threshold for scary has changed a good deal in the last century. I mean, I've been in a room with my sister after she had Taco Bell.
Tuesday, November 2, 2021
Monday, November 1, 2021
AQUARIUS Hammer House of Horror Playing Cards - 9 of Hearts
Sunday, October 31, 2021
AQUARIUS Hammer House of Horror Playing Cards - 8 of Hearts
As this pack winds down they do look to be throwing out some better cards. I still would like more information about the film. In this case and English title and release year would be nice. Still, cool card.
Saturday, October 30, 2021
AQUARIUS Hammer House of Horror Playing Cards - 7 of Hearts
Friday, October 29, 2021
Thursday, October 28, 2021
AQUARIUS Hammer House of Horror Playing Cards - 5 of Hearts
Here we have the first Asian poster in the deck. I think this is Japanese, but I don't know.inclusion is a good thing